ALL SOLD OUT (SORRY)
Listen, you already have your dream body...it's just buffering like a 90's PC
Join The Resistance
We start October 7th
Oh shit... you've made it past the video and the button
Fuck. That means you're expecting like... more sell-y, word-y things to convince your wallet to loosen you I get results.
Which means I have to put on my best marketing hat and cover my ginger nut (not those ones).
Reason #1 to join The Resistance
I erm... I get... results?
...do I keep going?
Okay that'll do for now
Reason #2 to join The Resistance
I kinda know a thing or two about bossing training
If you actually want to know how to train and not just given any ol' plan to follow. Then look no further. You basically get a sarcastic-ginger-twat PT in your pocket. Giving detailed video feedback so you know exactly what you're doing.
Reason #3 to join The Resistance
This is better than any group coaching out there
No. Really.
Because this isn't group coaching. Group coaching is cookie cutter plans, generic advice and "do it yourself" systems.
But I've developed my no BS systems to transform thousands of everyday people over the last 14 years of coaching to be so fucking good, that when I gave a taste of them FOR FREE on my 21LEAN program, people got better results than most group coaching... but in just 21 days:
Reason #4 to join The Resistance
I have pyramids so you know I'm smaht
I can't just say I have "zee best systems eva" and not teach you them.
Over the next 9 weeks, I will be delivering my ME3 method which is a host of 10 engaging webinars covering all my systems, strategies, science and philosophies for mindset, training, nutrition, recovery and supplementation...
... and of course, plenty of dick jokes. Which is why you're really here.
Reason #5 to join The Resistance
Workouts are (truly) personalised to you and all the baggage you bring
Each workout is YOUR workout. You’ll receive a personalised gym or home training program, designed specifically for your goals, available equipment, experience, schedule and if you've got fucked up (like with injuries, not ketamine).
Every exercise also comes with a down to the detail video from me to keep your form perfect.
Reason #6 to join The Resistance
You won't be eating the bottom of a hamsters cage
Each meal is YOUR meal. Instead of getting just another meal plan or macro breakdown, my coaches and I will educate you on how to make food choices, how to prepare meals the right way, and how to build your diet around your life instead of your life around your diet.
Reason #7 to join The Resistance
You get 2 coaches for the price of 1 smacking you with accountability*
*we don't physically smack you... that's the premium service
You'll get weekly video feedback from your coach, Tom (who's fucking fantastic – I want him to father my children) so you know exactly what you need to do or navigate around to make the next week successful.
And you'll get a review call with me at the end because treating you like a human being is REALLY IMPORTANT *shock*
This is what real coaching looks like. This is why we're different to every other program out there:
Reason #8 to join The Resistance
There's legit like 7 more things but it's getting late
I'm writing this on a Sunday night and honestly if you aren't sold by now I could tell you it's free and you still won't sign up.
... what's that? It could be free?
Fuck yeah. Right. No for real, if you make the most progress and find this program changes your life... I'll give you your money back and keep coaching you for 3 months which is worth £1650. That's the prize we give away.
And if you do everything we say, track your data and you don't get results?
I'll give you all your money back.
BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T I?
It's my whole business model.
Look I'll put an image I found on google to make me look all professional and shit:
About Josh Taylor
How’s it going? My name is Josh Taylor, for over a decade I've been coaching and educating everyday people, elite athletes and fitness professionals on training, nutrition and physique science.
Using my BSc in Biochemistry, success in natural bodybuilding and love for one liners to deliver content as entertaining as it is informative to solve peoples fitness and physique problems.
About Josh Taylor
How’s it going? My name is Josh Taylor, for over a decade I've been coaching and educating everyday people, elite athletes and fitness professionals on training, nutrition and physique science. Using my BSc in Biochemistry, success in natural bodybuilding and love for dark humour to deliver content as entertaining as it is informative to solve peoples fitness and physique problems.
Fucking hell you're still here?
Look I'll be honest with you...
At this point in my career, I don't need to be taking on any new clients or spearheading a new program.
But I now have the opportunity to step back as Obi-wan—mentoring the padawans directly—and take a more appropriate place as Yoda.
Mentoring members of my very own Jedi Academy who have apprenticed under me for several years.
Each of them now a Jedi in their own right; each of them a Mentor.
Each of them knowledgeable, and trustworthy, and possessing intimate knowledge of my systems, strategies, and philosophies.
The quality and efficacy of my methods remains intact. The only thing changing is the delivery of those methods.
So if you want a no-stress solution to building your dream body while having a metric ass-ton of FUN and building an epic life, then we should totally, ya know, be a “thing”.
You just agree to put in the work and trust the process and you’ll have the rocking body you’ve always dreamed of in no time.
Sound good?
Then here’s what you’re going to do next...
Click that sexy little button below to schedule a free consultation so that I can learn a little bit more about who you are, where you are in your fitness journey, and how I can help you bridge the gap and get to where you want to go.
This isn’t some high pressure sales call where I'm going to make you feel like a lazy asshole if you don’t sign up…
… I just want to get to know you and make sure that you’re the right fit for this program before we get serious and make things “Facebook Official.”
Sound good?
See you there you delightful delinquent.
Snuggles,
Josh Taylor
Oh look, you clicked a green button and landing here
BUT It's to late to join The Resistance
All spaces sold out, pretty much straight away, Join the waiting list below though for the next one
STILL NOT SURE?
Sometimes Asked Questions
Question 1: Are you ginger?
I don't know. I can't even do that right. But I get sunburned from my phone screen, my beard causes vehicular manslaughter and I hunt for people's souls in the dead of night. So I'd say auburn at best.
Question 2: Do you tailor to home workouts?
Whether you have a full gym, garage gym or left over bondage gear. We can tailor your program to suit and you will get great results. Will you get better results using a gym? Probably. But
Question 3: I'm an alien from the outer planet of ur-anus. Will this work for me?
Look. If you're a human being, there are scientific principles that will work regardless of your age, race, gender, hormonal profile or childhood trauma. Will there be physiological differences that can make this harder? Absolutely. But this is coaching. We work with you to find the solution following the science that we know works.
Question 4: What time are the webinars?
They are every week on Thursdays, at 8pm (U.K). They are all recorded for you to watch back if you miss one or can put up with my ramblings for a replay. Just make sure you wear sunglasses as my reflective skin is blinding
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